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Landlockedmermaid

58 – Southern Peninsula (Lakeside), Cape Town, South Africa

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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

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About Her

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Southern Peninsula (Lakeside), Cape Town, South Africa
Gender:
Female
Age:
58
Star Sign:
Capricorn
Height:
168cm (5' 6.1")
Body Type:
Average
Looks:
Above Average
Hair Colour:
Light Brown
Eye Colour:
Green
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Afrikaans
Religion:
Christian / Other
Relationship Status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Long-term; Marriage
Have Children:
Yes, living with me
Want Children:
Maybe
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Occasional
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
Some University / College
Occupation:
Self-employed
Income:
Solvent

About Her Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in the World
Gender:
Male
Age Range:
52 - 60
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
172cm (5' 7.7") - 206cm (6' 9.1")
Body Type:
Slim; Average; A few extra pounds; Other; Stocky
Looks:
Any
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Moderately important
Ethnicity:
Latino/Hispanic; White/Caucasian; Mixed
Home Language:
Afrikaans; Danish; Dutch; English; Finnish; French; Gaelic / Irish; German; Greek; Italian; Norwegian; Polish; Portuguese; Romanian; Russian; Spanish; Swedish
Other Languages:
Afrikaans; Danish; Dutch; English; French; Gaelic / Irish; Greek; Italian; Norwegian; Polish; Portuguese; Romanian; Russian; Spanish; Swedish
Religion:
Christian / Catholic; Christian / Protestant; Christian / Other; Jewish; Christian / Orthodox
Relationship Status:
Single; Divorced; Widowed
Have Children:
Yes, not living with me; Yes, living with me; Yes, living with me sometimes
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Eat most things; Eat healthily
Smoking:
Non-Smoker; Occasional
Drinking:
Non-Drinker; Occasional Drinker
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Struggling; Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In Her Own Words

About Her

I'm not looking for someone to solve my problems or support me financially. I am looking for a friend first, lover second. I need to have a little fun and get a life. I've been divorced once and almost widowed once (he died after we got engaged) and have been alone for aeons.

Men and women have physiologically different brain structure, among others- we are NOT alike, thank God! Vive la difference. The misandrists and misogynists can go mumble grumpy things somewhere else.

I'm not a yuppie and yuppie gatherings irk me. I am polite, house trained, domesticated (to a point), friendly and deeply hedonistic underneath. I don't bite, but I may nibble. I can cook and and am useful with my hands.

I've been self-employed for 18 years and left KZN 5 years ago to care for my bipolar Mom in the Cape. She died in March 2013.

The last 4 years were rough and I need some understanding, support and acceptance because my psyche is bruised. I've realised fully how socially isolated I have become. Being alone can be good, but not all the time. I love my dog!

I'm not malleable, impressionable or manipulable. I don't hold grudges and I get on with almost anyone on a superficial level. I have few really close friends- in KZN.

I get buried under deadlines and time passes- it's not that I don't care, I just work very long hours at times and my clients feed me.

I'm learning about growing my own organic veggies (and some flowers, for pretty) as a lifestyle, and aim to do a lot more of it in the next few years.

I don't inflict my faith on others with different views- but I can't "be unequally yoked". It doesn't work if the one you love doesn't love the God you love.

About Her Ideal Match

Your externals honestly don't matter- The real 'you' is in your eyes- there's the person I want to know.

You are intelligent, kind and have learned a little wisdom along the way You love the ocean, wild places and know there are wild places in your own soul. Also that life is an adventure- no matter what 'flavour' that adventure is. You want someone to laugh with, share life with, someone who 'fits' mentally and physically, who will be a friend, maybe a soulmate.

Simple things make you happy. You are thoughtful of the environment and try to do your bit to preserve at least your little corner of it.

You know that life can be more fun when it is shared, don't need to be joined at the hip, but want the companionship only a loving woman can provide. You are capable of returning love. You are not possessive (controlling), jealous (insecure) or easily angered (sociopath). You sometimes need your own space to just be still, and can respect my need of the same when I've been pushing deadlines.

You are classifiably sane and don't need attention 24/7. You're looking for someone to share your life and gracefully grow old with.

If you're into new age or alternative 'spiritual' I've been there, done it all by the time I was 12, not interested in going there again! If you believe in green lizards and think David Icke is amazing- run along and play without me. If you think Mahatma Gandhi and Nelson Mandela were great men, we have something in common.
Please don't reinvent yourself. I'm not perfect, neither are you We either 'fit' or we don't- please be who you really are.

Mutual respect is vital.

No hitting (or kicking)- EVER!

Heavy drinking is not okay. I don't, and if you do we definitely don't fit.

No mind games. If I find I'm being played, I'm gone.

I don't want to fight with you- but treat me right and I will fight alongside you, if need be..

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More About Her

More Physical Characteristics
Hair Style:
Long; It has its moods
Eyesight:
I wear glasses
Disabilities:
I have none
Body Art:
I don't have any; Pierced ears
Personality
Sense of Humour:
Dry
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The heart
Party Behaviour:
An impartial observer
Personality Traits:
Cautious; Daring; Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Mild; Optimistic; Outgoing; Outspoken; Quiet; Realistic; Shy; Silly; Stable; Wild & Crazy
Fashion Sense:
Contemporary (I'm cool, but I don't need labels)
Favourite Clothing:
I'm most comfortable naked
Favourite Colour:
Green
Leisure & Entertainment
Date Activities:
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Going to the theatre; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Walking on the beach
Music Preferences:
Alternative; Blues; Classical; Country & Western; Dance / Disco; Electronic Dance Music; Folk; Gospel / Religious; Heavy Metal; Instrumental; Jazz; Latin; New Age; Opera; Pop / Top 40; R&B / Soul; Reggae; Rock; World
Reading:
I love it
Books:
(Auto)biographies; Best-sellers; Business; Crime; Fantasy; Fiction; History; Mystery; Non-fiction; Religious; Sci-Fi; Science / Technology; Self-help; Travel
TV Habits:
I watch a few favourite shows each week
TV Shows:
Action / Adventure; Cartoons; Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; Educational; Nature / Wildlife; News; Sci-Fi; Sport; Talk shows
Movie Frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Movie Preferences:
Action; Art Films; Black & White / Silent; Comedy; Cult Classics; Documentary; Drama; Independent; Mystery; Romance; Sci-Fi; War
Interests:
Board games; Computer & video games; Cooking; Gardening; Healthy living; Knitting; Painting; Pottery; Reading; Sewing; Surfing the Internet; Writing poetry
Sport Involvement:
Watching from the couch
Sports:
Camping; Fishing; Hiking; Horse Riding; Ice Skating; Motorsport; Rugby; Sailing; Scuba diving; Snorkeling; Surfing; Swimming
Food
Cooking:
I quite like cooking
Food:
Chinese; Fast food; French; German; Greek; Indian; Italian; Japanese; Seafood; South African; Thai; Vietnamese
Go Out to Eat:
I only eat out on special occasions
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Hectic
Time at Work:
I DO have a bed in my office!
Pastimes of choice:
Gardening
Time Online:
I'm online more than I'm offline
Take Drugs:
Never
Family Size:
I'm an only child
Family Closeness:
We're dysfunctional
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
I'd consider it
Likes & Dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Pets (Have):
Cat(s); Dog(s)
Pets (Like):
Bird(s); Exotic pet(s); Fish; Reptile(s); Rodent(s); Other; Horse(s)
Turn-ons:
Flirting; Intelligence; Showing affection in public; Skinny dipping
Turn-offs:
Sarcasm
The Deep Stuff
Work Aspirations:
Work fewer hours
Religious Attendance:
Rarely
Dream Home:
Beach house
Politics:
Liberal
Retirement Plans:
Finally writing that novel
Feelings about using Love 2 Know U:
Nervous; Hopeful; Curious; Optimistic
Honesty:
Extremely