Jaylee101

55 – Southern Peninsula (Unspecified Suburb), Cape Town, South Africa

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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

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About Him

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Southern Peninsula (Unspecified Suburb), Cape Town, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age:
55
Star Sign:
Gemini
Height:
180cm (5' 10.9")
Body Type:
Average
Looks:
Ask me later
Hair Colour:
Blonde
Eye Colour:
Blue
Ethnicity:
Ask me later
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Afrikaans
Religion:
Christian / Other
Relationship Status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term
Have Children:
Ask me later
Want Children:
Maybe
Daily Diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Regular
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
Some University / College
Occupation:
Self-employed
Income:
Comfortable

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in the World
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
21 - 50
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
140cm (4' 7.1") or shorter - 183cm (6' 0.0")
Body Type:
Any
Looks:
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair Colour:
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Auburn; Red; Black; Changes Often
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Decidedly important
Ethnicity:
Any
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
Relationship Status:
Any
Have Children:
Any
Want Children:
Any
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Non-Drinker; Occasional Drinker; Regular Drinker
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

PART ONE
Not "Rain Man" or "Batman" not "Silence of the Lambs", "The Shinning "or 'Bates Motel'. Had nothing to do with the death of "Kill Bill one and two. Never wished to be "Gladiator", "Terminator" or even "The Undertaker". Haven't tried to be a "Harry Potter" "Dirty Harry"or"Luke Skye walker" Never been "Dirty Dancing", "Dancing with Wolves" or even 'Strictly been Dancing'.
Never had the urge to "Meet Joe Black" and don't even know the "Men in Black" .Met 'Black Sabbath' and the "Blue's Brothers "once.

However, "An Officer and a Gentleman" with a touch of "Wall Street" plus a bit of "Gone in 60 seconds" and "Top Gun". Into the mix lets include 'Scent of a Woman', "Pulp Fiction" "Catch me if you can" and complete the series with "9 1/2 Weeks" - "2 1/2 Men", and "24".

About His Ideal Match

A friend - with an abundance of humour.
A foe - someone with an abundance of spirit.
A slightly touched individual.

ADDITIONAL REQUIREMENTS:
Someone with integrity,(Titanic) honesty (Erin Brokowich),self-respect,(The King and I) a good sense of humour (When Harry met Sally),semi sane,(Pulp Fiction ) spirited (not G&T spirited) and above all those who believe in them self.(GI Jane or Juno)
Can cook and looks like Nigella in the kitchen, or friends with Jamie Oliver. Sing like Madonna or Cher. The intellect of Kate Hudson or Cameron Diaz. Dress sense and flashing style like that of Paris Hilton or Sharon Stone (commando) Well tattooed, preferably by Kat Von D and have the rehab connections of the late Amy Winehouse. Have the honesty and integrity of Monica Lowinski or the current SA Government.

Imperative that one can dance: The Macarena & has mastered YMCA, Walk like an Egyptian, Billie Jean or Thriller inclusive of Saturday night Fever. Toi Toi not optional. Do at least seven basic line dance sets and seven Donna Summer disco moves& my favourite, the North American Sioux Indian Pole Dance or any other pole dance for that matter.
Has a good grasp of the Afrikaans language and culture.Has at least been to a concert or dated 'Steve Hofmeyer' once.
Is able to translate the following into High British English ( kleilat, draad trek, sout piel, aardt vark, bok drol, kameel perd, vlermuis en koeksister.)
MUST HAVE'S:
Pending large inheritance.
Double cab with matching trailer & matching dog, wolf or the off spring of Cujo or 101 Dalmations. Spare Harley Davidson & spare trailer with matching tie downs.ps road worthiness imperative.
At least 50 head of cattle & or 15 stallions. No sheep please, unless Australian or Bats, unless from Transylvania or the ex-bride of "Chucky".
ALTERNATIVELY:
Harley or Davidson's last remaining daughter
Jack Daniels or Johnnie Walker's last remaining daughter
The mother of Chuck Norris or Luke Skye walker

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More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Hair Style:
Short; Straight; It has its moods
Eyesight:
I wear glasses and contacts
Facial Hair:
I'm clean-shaven
Body Hair:
Average
Disabilities:
I have none
Body Art:
A tattoo or two
Personality
Sense of Humour:
Sophisticated
Intelligence:
Street Smart
Ruled by:
The head
Party Behaviour:
An exhibitionist
Personality Traits:
Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Optimistic; Outgoing; Outrageous; Wild & Crazy
Valued Qualities:
Chemistry; Compassion; Contentment; Friendliness; Honesty; Humour; Kindness; Sexiness
Fashion Sense:
Alternative (I'm stylish in my own special way)
Favourite Clothing:
My trusty pair of jeans
Favourite Colour:
Blue
Leisure & Entertainment
Date Activities:
A movie; Attending a sporting event; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks
Music Preferences:
Blues; Country & Western; Dance / Disco; Heavy Metal; Jazz; Pop / Top 40; R&B / Soul; Reggae
Reading:
I enjoy it
Books:
(Auto)biographies; Best-sellers; History; Travel
TV Habits:
I watch a few favourite shows each week
TV Shows:
Action / Adventure; Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; News; Reality shows; Sport
Movie Frequency:
I wait for movies to come out on DVD or online.
Movie Preferences:
Action; Comedy; Cult Classics; Drama; Mystery; Romance; War
Interests:
Board games; Card games; Cooking; Meditation; Photography; Writing poetry; Yoga
Sport Involvement:
An active participant
Sports:
Backgammon; Camping; Cricket; Extreme sports; Golf; Ice Hockey; Motorsport; Rugby; Scuba diving; Sky diving; Snorkeling; Soccer; Squash; Surfing; Swimming; Water Polo; Water skiing
Food
Cooking:
I cook rather than starve
Food:
Chinese; Greek; Italian; Japanese; Seafood; South African; Sushi
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a week
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Hectic
Time at Work:
What's work?
Pastimes of choice:
Socialising with friends
Time Online:
Once or twice a week
Take Drugs:
Not any more
Family Size:
I've got a sister
Family Closeness:
We're dysfunctional
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
For the right person, to the moon!
Likes & Dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Pets (Have):
Cat(s); Dog(s)
Turn-ons:
Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public; Power; Skinny dipping; Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking
Turn-offs:
Body piercing(s); Sarcasm
The Deep Stuff
Work Aspirations:
I already have my ideal job
Dream Home:
Beach house
Retirement Plans:
Sipping margaritas on a beach
Feelings about using Love 2 Know U:
Optimistic; Excited
Honesty:
It borders on fiction